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meloetta:

girl: hey i need advice about my boyfr-

me: dump him

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fallontonight:

- Jimmy Fallon’s Monologue; September 19, 2014
[ Part 1 / Part 2 ]
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ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

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prettyboyshyflizzy:

When yall singing along to some migos and that one white boy on your team slips up and says the N-word

Yall:

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Him:

"wait i can explain"

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"My grandparents are black"

"I have a black cousin"

"My car is black"

"Orange is the new black"

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— How I feel about my post-graduation plans

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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upgraders:

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

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tsarbucks:

this is my favorite part of american horror story murder house